Saturday 8 February 2014

Manrose, Jurnets Bar

Another interesting name here, seemingly trying to bridge the masculine/feminine dichotomy.
This led me to expect a combination of brute strength air pressure followed by a gentle massaging of my hands to finish it off.

Unfortunately the Manrose was about as good as my terrible stereotyping of what masculine/feminine means. I think the company knew this, knew that women can be strong just as men can be weak & dichotomies are ridiculous since all humans exist on a spectrum really and it is these binaries that cause so much grief for people. It's a shame that having that knowledge didn't make the designer better at making hand dryers. Because yes folks you guessed it. ANOTHER BUTTON.

It's almost not worth going on, air pressure's OK, drying time & heat average. This puts our dear Boylily, our cocktulip firmly in the realm of middle management. A shame since Jurnets is such a fine establishment. Usually a poor hand drying experience would lead me to recommend an immediate and lasting boycott of the place that saw fit to install anything less than an xcelerator or Airfury. In this case I urge you to keep going there, buying drinks, soaking up the medieval crypt atmosphere, watching the lovely bands & then maybe your cash can go towards ridding Jurnets of the Malepansy forever.

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